I seldom discuss my own religious beliefs on this board (yes, I believe in God and attend a Christrian Church on a regular basis) but today, I really must thank Him for the evil He stopped today. While I’m not going to go into the gory details of the matter on this blog, I will say that He protected me from some harm that was being perpitrated by an evil entity that has engaged in vile behavior towards me for a very long time. I would also like to thank all of those who have been praying for both me and the situation – these have included many people from my church, elders, support groups, friends, etc. Also my doctors and others who have been involved in the situation. Things remain very rough but I am extremely grateful to God for His grace, mercy, and protection. There are still many, many evil people out there who have caused all of the problems but I’m thankful that God protected me.
eBay and Contrabassoon
I tend to monitor eBay for various items and I’ve also sold quite a few things as part of my ongoing online “garage sale.” eBay makes it rather simple to get rid of unused/old items so it’s been somewhat of a blessing to use. Today, just by chance, I found a new contrabassoon for sale – it sold for a mere $1,025.00 (it really did). However, the catch was that it comes from China and that the seller told another bid (I didn’t bid) that shipping was an astounding $3,800! I then did a Google search for Chinese contrabassoons and that only turned up one other reference which discussed another example, just a month ago, about a similar eBay sale. Who knows if the horn will play? Just the same, it’s interesting that the Chinese are now making one of the most obscure of all western orchestral instruments: the contrabassoon. I wonder who the maker is and how long it will be before someone posts a review on this latest Asian import.
Bassoon Stuff Continued
In my last post, I discussed some of the various brands of bassoons that are currently available (although I most certainly did not review all of them). With that in mind, I think I’ll continue with that theme before I wander onto other related topics.
In searching through things on the ‘net, I’ve come across several other makers including (but not limited to): Amati (Czech), Bell (Canada), Jupiter (US), Leitzinger (Germany), Nobel, Schweizer (Brazil), and Walter (Germany).
In my review of some of these makers, several seem to stand out. Bell bassoons receive high marks, Lexinger are made by a former Heckel employee and are constructed from Sycamore (very unusual as wood bassoons are nearly always made from maple), and Walter. Amati appears to have carved out a niche in the low-end market. I know nothing about Schweizer bassoons (although I’m not impressed with their photos). Nobels are rubber (!) bassoons that are manufactured in China – apparently, they’re fairly decent low-end horns; some have a very UGLY key guard on the boot joint (over the Bb mechanism) with their brand name filigreed on it.
Then there are the huge number of “mystery” bassoons coming out of China for which many of their actual makers cannot be determined (or at least I cann’t seem to find them) including: Hadyn, Lark, K-Knight, Laurel (found on Amazon.com), Rex, Hunter, and Xinghai (found on eBay and elsewhere). As expected, there appears to be very little information on all of these with the exception of Laurel and Xinghai (which are available from a variety of sources).
Moving on to other types of bassoons (excluding contras as those are worthy of their own posts on this blog), I came across something called “mini-bassoons” – instruments made specifically for little kids. While the bassoon has historically appeared in different sizes (e.g., the tenoroon), others are now making them for kids whose hands are far too small for the real thing. Specifically, the “mini-bassoon” manufactured by Howarth’s of London. These bassoons are pitched either a fourth or a fifth higher (in F or G, respectively) and are designed for kids between 6 and 9 years of age. They are surprisingly expensive – between $3,700 and $4,000 USD (Heck, that’s almost as much as a low-end Fox)! Why would anyone spend that kind of money for an instrument to put in the hands of children so young? Furthermore, what are they going to play? As these are not pitched in C (as are real bassoons), there is simply no music (in an ensemble setting) which can accommodate these instruments. Of course, that doesn’t apply to the use of these as practice instruments in which case regular etudes and other study materials could still be used (although these will, of course, be played at a higher pitch than real bassoons). Just the same, an adult player might have some fun with these – they might make a great instrument to take on a hike! 🙂
One last thing – I just found a few sound clips featuring “mini-bassoons”on Howarth’s web site. You’ll want to click on the link to hear them – kinda fun, really!
Bassoon Stuff
Once again, it’s very late and insomnia is setting my schedule for me so I thought I’d create an entry on bassoons. After all, I haven’t chatted much about music lately and thought it might be fun to do a mini-series on the topic. Interestingly, this is inspired by some of my students (I don’t have many but then again, there simply aren’t many to begin with) who seem to be enjoying their lessons. I’ve got to admit, I enjoy them too – sometimes its about the only thing that I enjoy doing and that takes my mind off of everything else that’s going on. Recently, I’ve been doing some Internet searches on bassoon-things: looking to see what other bassoonists I’ve known over the years are doing (sadly, not much – we’re a dying breed), reed making, instruments, latest recordings, etc. There have been many times, in the recent past, where I’ve just wanted to pack things up and move to a remote island somewhere in the South Pacific that has there own little musical society and play/teach bassoon all day long. Got to admit, if I didn’t have family, I would dearly love to do something as wacky as that. As far as I’m concerned, musicians are among the only sane group of humans remaining on this Earth and the thought of living, breathing, eating, and sleeping music all day long sounds blissful.
One of the interesting things I’ve been watching over the years are who the manufacturers of bassoons are, what design characteristics they’re employing, what materials they’re using, and the acceptance of their instruments among real bassoonists (doublers, i.e, those who play sax, clarinet, and/or flute as their primary instrument[s] are not, and never will be included in that category). Interestingly, it appears as if Heckel has simply out priced itself as no one can afford them – I just noted that one of their relatively recent entries into the market, their “Heckel-Crest” which they claim is an “inexpensive instrument” which is “especially adequate for pupils, students and hobby-bassoonists” costs a mere $29,000 (yes, that’s just under thirty THOUSAND dollars)! Remember, that’s for their “student model” – a horn that they introduced in 1998. Who can possibly afford that? Almost without exception, most of my students are playing on Fox bassoons – their less expensive student (plastic/Polypropylene) models. Fox seems to have gained a significant foothold on the market over the years and appears to have chipped away at Heckels, as they have been making fine horns since the early ’70s (or perhaps a bit earlier). Even so, their instruments are also expensive. Surprisingly, they can even be bought on Amazon! According to Amazon’s site a moment ago, Fox bassoons range from in price from a mere $4,959 to $20,000. Unbelievable but true. Of course, “good” deals can be found on Fox models that are less than Amazon – I just found one for less than $3,600. I’ve also been hearing rumblings that another relative new comer, Moosmann, are producing good instruments but I’ve never had any experience with them.
It would appear as if other brands are long gone: Mirafone, Kohlert (a Chinese company appears to have purchased the name!), Conn, to name just a few. Other standbys remain – Adler, Mönnig, Mollenhaauer, Püchner, Schreiber, and even Yamaha (While I’ve never played a Yahama, they’ve been rumored to be fairly good horn).
Then we come to the junk bassoons – Bundy, Linton, Lesher, and Selmer (really). I’ve had kids come to me with these (including brand new ones) and they are, for lack of a better term, total crap. They are so bad, that they are often not playable and had no potential to become so. Putting a rubber plunger on the end of these and storing them in a bathroom might be the only good use for either of them – even then, I doubt they would hold up.
Finally we come to the Asian connection (although I’ve already mentioned Yamaha). Over the past several years, a large number of bassoons, including huge numbers of junk bassoons, are coming out of China. Interestingly, it appears as if production of such instruments is being spawned by a growing interest in Western classical music within the Chinese culture and there are several sites (which I don’t have at the moment) which have documented relatively recent connections between Western bassoonists and Chinese. Based upon what I’ve been reading, there are highly mixed reviews of some of these horns. Interestingly, these horns are general appraised as “looking good” but, due to the wood used, quickly succumb to a large number of problems (loose posts, keys that bend because they’re made from softer metals, etc.). Just as interesting is that these bassoons are so low in cost that many may often be found for less, far less, than a thousand dollars. Considering that many bassoon CASES (you know, the box that holds the instrument) are so expensive that the Chinese instruments (which come with cases as well as case covers) often cost less. Just who manufactures these horns? It’s hard to say as many Asian companies produce these instruments for others who, in turn, put their own brand name on them. One such case appears to be Takeda bassoons, designed by Yuhiko Takeda, former bassoonist with the Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra to be of “good quality and . . . inexpensive.” Interestingly, I’ve read some fairly good reviews of these instruments. Even more interesting is that while these bassoons are designed and promoted by a Japanese bassoonist, they appear to be made in China. Rumor has it that once these bassoons arrive in Japan, they are striped down and rebuilt according to Takeda’s specifications. All of these bassoons have an interesting design feature – they are what bassoonists commonly refer to as a “gentleman’s model” or a “gentleman’s cut”, meaning that their bells are extra long, while the long or bass joint is cut short. This allows the instrument to fit in a significantly smaller case. What makes this more significant is that another Chinese bassoon – one that is frequently seen on eBay, happens to be exactly like the Takeda instruments but have the “Laval” brand stamped on them. It would strongly appear that the Lavals are made by the same manufacturer and could, conceivable, be reworked (by someone who is knowledgeable about bassoon repair) to be a better horn. One of the very bizarre things associated with “Laval” bassoons is that their cases contain a hydrometer – why any bassoonist would “need” a device that measures the moisture in a case is beyond me. Obviously, this must be some type of sales gimmick as bassoons, as a rule, are generally very rugged instruments. Pictures of Takeda bassoons in their cases are not available (at least I haven’t found any yet), there are plenty of pictures of “Laval” bassoons on eBay to confirm this.
As this post is already quite long, I think I’ll save the rest for another time.
Customer disservice – Western Union & Apple Computer
Watch out, here comes a rant! Okay, the ongoing downfall of American society and culture seems to be accelerating exponentially. In the past few days, I have either experienced or observed a couple of new outrageous acts against consumers (i.e., customers) by big business. The first of these involve Western Union – you know, the company that was once known for its telegram service and now focuses on money transfers. Well, according to Western Union’s home page, they proudly (and fraudulently) tout their “money in minutes” program in which they claim that funds can be transferred anywhere around the world in a matter of a few short minutes. Heck, they even proudly proclaim,
“Happy Chinese New Year!
Every time you send a “Money in Minutes” transfer online from the U.S. to Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau, or Taiwan you will receive a set of 10 Western Union Limited Edition Red Envelopes to share with your friends and family.”
Let’s just say that Western Union is full of rotten chow mien if they expect people to really believe that. In my case, I needed to make a simple transfer but spent TWO DAYS trying to do so through WU. I tried on the their web site, called them several times on the phone, wasted time on one of their online chat boards, going into two of their branches a total of FOUR times, and then called on the phone again. As I’ve already said, “money in minutes?” Well, it gets worse, much worse. After finally reaching someone who claimed that I could take care of the transaction and that the funds would be wired in just 45 minutes, that turned out to be a big lie. Not only did my financial institution approve the transaction and WU had no problem getting an instant hold placed on those funds, but then one of their clowns on the phone disconnected me. So. . .I called back (again), only to learn that WU had decided that due to their “business requirements,” they were refusing to wire the money. Again, this was AFTER my institution approved the transfer, after WU lied to me about sending the money within 45 minutes, after spending TWO DAYS (yes, I’m yelling), trying to deal with a simple transaction, and after being lied to by their employees. On top of that, their moronic supervisors – “Mike 697” and, allegedly, his supervisor, “Nate 745” both refused to explain what the nebulous “business requirements” were (they’re allegedly “trade secrets”) but they also informed me that the hold on my funds would be there for SIX days. That’s right, WU lied about their “Money in Minutes service,” REFUSED to complete the transaction because of their own scam, and refused to provide a reason. So, as all good consumers should do, they were reported to the Better Business Bureau and the FBI Fraud Unit. Apparently, when complaints are filed against WU with the BBB, it gets their attention as I received an e-mail from them asking for more details today. Of course, I had already taken my business elsewhere and it even cost less to do so. I will NEVER use Western Union again – what a scam.
Now for rant number two – I’ve always been a PC guy (I’ve never liked the OS for Macs) but I do like their iPods – they’re extremely well designed and are rather remarkable devices. I’ve always felt; however, that the fact that their decision that iPhones can only use ATT to provide wireless phone service was a completely stupid one (I dumped my own ATT service, years ago after having problems with their “tech support” located, where else but in India). Silly me, I thought the first letter in the acronym, ATT, referred to “American.” Apple; however, did come out with a very similar device, called the iTouch, which is essentially an iPhone without the phone – all of the other cool features are still there.
In a brazen act of stupity and disregard for their customers (many of whom have been long time Apple fans), Steve Jobs – Mr. Big Mac himself – spoke at Apple’s trade show/conference on Monday whereby he touted the latest wonders of Apple’s engineers and announced the launch of new software applications for the iPhone and iTouch. While owners of the iPhone received those applications at no charge (i.e., FREE), Mr. Big Mac also announced that owners of the iTouch, could receive the exact same software application for a measly twenty bucks. Considering that the iTouch costs the same as the iPhone and that it is essentially identical in everyway (of course, without the phone service), Mr. Big Mac’s announcement has rightfully launched a massive outcry from iTouch users. Furthermore, Apple is actively censoring posts on their own discussion boards about the situation, but that hasn’t stopped angry consumers from posting elsewhere. Not surprisingly, the media has also picked up on the situation and, while very little is coming out of Mr. Big Mac’s mouth (maybe he’s choking on a few apple seeds), the so-called “update” is no longer downloadable from Apple’s site. If a large company like Apple is so arrogant as to ignore their responsibility to their customers, no wonder that others, like Western Union, can get away with so much. What ever happened to the adage that “customers are always right” and common courtesy towards those that cough up hard earned dollars for products and services? Oh well. . .